"Since January, Colorado has made nearly $30 million in
taxes from marijuana sales. That's in addition to the $40 million they made
taxing Doritos. It goes hand-in-hand." –Conan O'Brien
"To commemorate the 25th anniversary of 'Field of Dreams,'
the Iowa State Fair is displaying a 200-pound butter sculpture of Kevin
Costner. Or as Paula Deen put it, 'If you build it . . . I will come.'"
–Jimmy Fallon
"Rick Perry is fueling speculation that he'll run in 2016
by visiting the Iowa State Fair. Unfortunately, he hurt his chances by holding
a two-hour conversation with that butter sculpture of Kevin Costner."
–Jimmy Fallon
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