"Did you see President Bush land on the aircraft
carrier? President Bush told reporters on the carrier after he landed that the
pilot actually let him fly the plane for a little bit. In a related story, Dick
Cheney said that he once let President Bush run the country for a few
minutes." —Conan O'Brien
"You probably all heard about President Bush's nickname
for Vladamir Putin, Pootie-Poot. See, he likes to give nicknames to everybody.
He calls his dad '41', because he was the 41st president, and he calls Dick Cheney
'Boss.'" —Jay Leno
"As the Democrats get revved up at their
convention in Boston, President Bush is fighting back the only way he knows
how: by going on vacation! Ah, it's nice to take a rest, replenish your supply
of smirks. The vacation was expected, because Bush traditionally takes a month
off every summer to relax and avoid reading National Security Warnings."
—Craig Kilborn
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