"You never see Bush in the Oval Office. He's always playing
golf, or he's riding a horse in Texas, or he's playing tennis. You know? I
can't tell if he's president or filming a feminine hygiene commercial."
—Jay Leno
"Senator John McCain recently compared the situation in
Iraq to the Vietnam era — to which President Bush replied, 'What does Iraq have
in common with drinking beer in Texas?'" —Craig Kilborn
"The White House has now released military documents
that they say prove George Bush met his requirements for the National Guard.
Big deal, we've got documents that prove Al Gore won the election." —Jay
Leno
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