"Tomorrow night, reporters and
celebrities will attend the White House Correspondents Dinner.' Of course,
it'll be awkward when the reporters from CNN just spend all night trying to
find their table." –Jimmy Fallon
"After taking a leave of
absence, Toronto Mayor Rob Ford is apparently going to rehab in Chicago. That's
right, he's headed to the Second City. As in, 'the second city where he'll be
caught with crack.'" –Jimmy Fallon
"Lawmakers in Illinois have
started a new push to legalize recreational marijuana in the state. Rob Ford
said, 'Looks like I got here just in time!'" –Jimmy Fallon
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