"After rumors surfaced of
another video of him smoking crack, Rob Ford said he's taking a leave of
absence, and of course he's earned it. The guy's been up since 2004."
–Conan O'Brien
"Toronto Mayor Rob Ford
announced today that he is checking into rehab. He said he entered rehab this
week to deal with the problem swiftly — and also because Monday is Cinco de
Mayo, and he ain't missing that." –Jimmy Fallon
"This year the Colorado
symphony will host a bring-your-own-marijuana concert series, called
'Classically Cannabis.' Or if you don't like classical music, you can attend
the bring-your-own-marijuana concert called 'any other concert.'" –Seth
Meyers
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