"A new study found that
legalizing marijuana in Colorado has created more than 10,000 jobs. And that's
just selling lava lamps at Spencer's Gifts." –Jimmy Fallon
"A woman got a DUI while
driving a car that belongs to Toronto Mayor Rob Ford. So, I'm starting to think
maybe it's the car that has the problem." –Jimmy Fallon
"This Rob Ford is something
else. His car gets pulled over for DUI even when he's not in it. It's over. The
machines have won. I mean, for God's sake, Rob Ford's Cadillac Escalade is
drunk." –Jimmy Kimmel
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