"That is what's great about
this country. We will celebrate the beauty of any culture as long as it allows
us to drink in the daytime." –Jimmy Kimmel
"Yeah, Rob Ford said he likes
rehab because it reminds him of the football camp he went to as a kid. Then his
parents were like, 'Uh ... that was also rehab.'" –Jimmy Fallon
'A new report came out that calls
Venezuela the most miserable country on earth. After hearing this, Kim Jung Un
said, 'What do I have to do? What do you want from me?'' –Conan O'Brien
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