When George Washington ran against a young Senator named John McCain

"I've made a lot of jokes about Donald Trump running for president, but in all honesty, I'll be making a lot more." –David Letterman



"Experts say this Presidential campaign will be the most expensive in history. A far cry from the very first re-election campaign back in 1792. When George Washington ran against a young Senator named John McCain." –Craig Ferguson



"President Obama said he plans on running for re-election against the Republicans. After the tax cuts for the rich, the bailouts for Wall Street, and the bombing in Libya, I already thought he was the Republican candidate." –Jay Leno