Great campaign slogan: A complex world demands complex hair

"It's the 150th anniversary of the start of the Civil War. A new poll found that 23 percent of Americans sympathize with the Confederacy. They are described as 'not African-Americans.'" –Conan O'Brien



"Donald Trump has a great campaign slogan: 'A complex world demands complex hair.'" –David Letterman



"Hosni Mubarak was arrested near the Red Sea. They found him in hiding with his two sons, Hosni W. and Jeb." –David Letterman