So now we know where all of Charlie Sheen's cocaine went

"Bristol Palin is releasing a book called 'Not Afraid of Life.' Meanwhile, Sarah Palin is releasing a book called, 'I'm Afraid of Books.'" –Jimmy Fallon



"Sarah Palin was so accomplished as Governor she graduated early." –Jon Stewart



"Moammar Gadhafi gave a rambling speech that lasted nearly three hours. So now we know where all of Charlie Sheen's cocaine went." –Conan O'Brien