Or, in Moammar Gadhafi terms, five Beyonce concerts

"The strikes on Libya are costing $100 million. Or, in Moammar Gadhafi terms, five Beyonce concerts." –Conan O'Brien 



"Sarah Palin visited the Wailing Wall in Jerusalem. There was an awkward moment when she said, 'So this is what keeps the Mexicans out?'" –Conan O'Brien



"Sarah Palin visited Israel. She says she likes all religions, 'whether they celebrate Christmas or Jewish.'" –Jimmy Fallon