Why those positions were so often on top of women who weren't his wife

"Congressman Peter King is holding hearings on the radicalization of American Muslims to determine why they feel alienated from American culture. Hopefully these hearings into why they're so dangerous will make them feel more welcome." –Stephen Colbert



‎"Newt Gingrich knows that before he throws his giant hat into the ring, he has to explain his past positions — specifically, why those positions were so often on top of women who weren't his wife." –Stephen Colbert



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