Dude, have you seen Greg?

"A hydroponic marijuana store is being opened in California and is being called 'The Wal-Mart of Weed.' It's like a regular Wal-Mart except the greeter says, "Dude, have you seen Greg?" –Conan O'Brien



"A man in New Orleans wrote a new musical about Hurricane Katrina. It's so cool that FEMA says it plans on going to see it a week after it closes." –Jimmy Fallon




"Gov. Scott Walker's dispute with Wisconsin's labor unions is making him unpopular with his constituents, who feel like he's attacking his own people. That's not good, because the only other guy doing that right now is Moammar Gadhafi." –Jay Leno