Ma'am, I just asked you to walk a straight line (strange women lying in ponds)

An AI model is being designed to decipher electrical signals to prove it's possible to communicate with trees, upsetting Hillary Clinton, who can no longer k*ll people in the woods. —Greg Gutfeld

In a speech, Kamala Harris said, "Never let anybody else's limited ability to see your capacity to be a limitation on your ambition." Then the cop said, "Ma'am, I just asked you to walk a straight line.” —Greg Gutfeld 

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s The Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

I’m just happy that he’s not sending military aid somewhere (stop knocking on my dressing room door)

President Biden said that the National Guard should not be called in to deal with campus protests. I’m just happy that he’s not sending military aid somewhere. —Michael Che

May is National Masturbation Month, so stop knocking on my dressing room door. —Michael Che

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”