he made himself waterproof (His plan is working)

It’s been one week since Donald Trump announced his bold vision for destroying the economy. And guess what? His plan is working. — Desi Lydic

I’m not an economist, but it’s probably a bad sign when the chart of the Dow Jones drop, looks like it jumped off the roof. Look at that drop! Six Flags is going to make a roller coaster of that. — Desi Lydic

“Trump said that he has to stand under the shower for 15 minutes before he gets wet. I think the problem is Trump wears so much bronzer, he made himself waterproof.” — Jimmy Fallon

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

He drove the economy into a sand trap and took a mulligan (three-hour tongue bath)

Still, it has been funny watching them try to spin this, Trump’s treasury secretary, Scott Bessent, said: ‘It took great courage, great courage for him to stay the course until this moment.’ He stayed the course – it was a golf course, but he stayed it. He did not stay the course! He drove the economy into a sand trap and took a mulligan, that’s what he did. —Jimmy Kimmel

“Why does Donald Trump even need a shower? You’d think the three-hour tongue bath he gets every morning from ‘Fox & Friends’ would be sufficient.” — Jimmy Kimmel

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

It will be so much easier to get the glitter off (he prefers to bathe in a car wash)

And yet another great move on behalf of everyday Americans, President Trump signed an executive order that reverses a Biden regulation and allows more water pressure in showers. However they claim this will have no effect on Jerry Nadler who prefers to bathe in a car wash. —Greg Gutfeld

So as Democrats deface cars, call people Nazis and pretend that Taylor Swift is more than a five, what's Trump been up to? Making showers great again. Trump's literally making it rain removing limits on water pressure from shower heads. This is great news for me. It will be so much easier to get the glitter off. —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”