My Third Rodeo (Social Security Fun Facts)

Stormy Daniels continued her witness testimony at Donald Trump’s criminal hush-money trial on Thursday, only to face some blistering cross-examination from Trump’s attorneys, who did everything in their power to discredit Daniels. But this was not her first rodeo. And they would’ve known that had they seen her movie My Third Rodeo. —Stephen Colbert

According to the New York Times, Trump’s lawyers sought to portray Daniels as a money-grubbing, sleazy, dishonest operator by attacking her social media posts and merchandise sales. [As Trump] ‘And for more on why it’s so wrong to be a sleazy, money-grubbing merch seller, please buy my God Bless America Donald Trump Bible’. —Stephen Colbert

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Hello, I am what is known as a black guy (Two More Months and It Ain't My Problem)

 

"Experts say -- this is interesting -- that since Sarah Palin became the vice presidential nominee, there's been an actual spike in the sales of her style of eyeglasses. Gone way up. Yeah. Yeah, with Palin's glasses, you'll be able to see everything, except what the hell your teenage daughter's up to." --Conan O'Brien

 

"Earlier tonight, President Bush gave a speech about the Wall Street financial crisis. The title of Bush's speech was 'Two More Months and It Ain't My Problem.'" --Conan O'Brien

"At a joint press conference with President Bush, German Chancellor Angela Merkel called for a 'de-escalation of Mid-East violence.' Later, Bush called for both sides to 'de-angrify' and 'dehurt' each other." -Conan O'Brien

"Speaking of Barack Obama, earlier this week in Colorado, Barack Obama gave a speech in the middle of a rodeo ring. Yeah. Obama began his speech in the rodeo by saying, 'Hello, I am what is known as a black guy.''" --Conan O'Brien

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/03/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Hello, I am what is known as a black guy (Why do you keep asking me that?!)

"Speaking of Barack Obama, earlier this week in Colorado, Barack Obama gave a speech in the middle of a rodeo ring. Yeah. Obama began his speech in the rodeo by saying, 'Hello, I am what is known as a black guy.''" –Conan O'Brien



"This week, someone hacked into Sarah Palin's Yahoo! account and read her emails. Yeah, reading Palin's email is a great way to hear what she has to say, without having to listen to her voice" –Conan O'Brien



"When it comes to the economy, President Bush is no help at all. Like when reporters asked him today, what he thought about AIG, he said he got Showtime and HBO, but he really didn't get the whole package." –Jay Leno



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