Sometimes a pun has to work (it's good to know Joe Biden will be in a better place)

Tuesday on The View, Joy Behar said Jesus never claimed to be the Messiah, but she did say that he died for her chins. Sometimes a pun has to work. —Greg Gutfeld    

House Democrats have filed six articles of impeachment against Secretary of War Pete Hegseth over Iran. If found guilty, he could be sentenced to another 5 to 10 years at Fox and Friends. —Greg Gutfeld  

Well, it appears women are getting boob jobs from injectable filler made from donated cadaver fats. Hey, it's good to know Joe Biden will be in a better place. —Greg Gutfeld

Caitlyn Jenner said she never should have accepted Glamour's Woman of the Year award in 2015. Even more, by admitting that she was wrong, experts say Jenner can no longer be considered a woman. —Greg Gutfeld        

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 
and Orwell’s 1984.”

In a related story, the president may have just discovered weed (I'm seeing my spirit animal)

A lot of people think the U.S. might be starting a trade war with China. But this weekend Trump tweeted, “Be cool, it’ll all work out.” In a related story, the president may have just discovered weed. --Jimmy Fallon

We have Drake on the show tonight — a black, Jewish, immigrant rapper from Canada. Or as Donald Trump would say, "I'm speechless. I need to sit down, I'm getting lightheaded. I'm getting lightheaded. I'm seeing my spirit animal." –Jimmy Fallon

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”