August 2022
I saw that since the FBI’s search of Mar-a-Lago, former President Trump has been scrambling to put together a team of experience lawyers, but everyone is turning him down. Trump needs to be careful. If he says, “I’m desperate” three times in a row, Rudy Giuliani will appear. —Jimmy Fallon
Meanwhile, the other big political story is that representative Liz Cheney, who’s on the January 6th committee and has been an outspoken about Trump’s defeat in the election, lost her primary race to a challenger that he endorsed. Trump was so excited, he threw a ticker-tape parade made out of classified documents. —Jimmy Fallon
I read that some scientists think that we should start naming heat waves the way that we have other natural disasters so that people take them more seriously. But I’m not sure naming them is a good idea. Take a look at the weather report I just saw. ‘If you’re in the Midwest, brace yourselves ‘cause Kayleigh is coming, and she is hot. Extremely hot! Experts are rating Kayleigh a scorching hot 10. Way hotter than Jemma, who has been downgraded to an 8. Kayleigh is only expected to get hotter as she moves toward L.A.’ This feels wrong to me. —Jimmy Fallon
https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
