there was no grieving widow (explosive diarrhea value menu)

Today was Senator Lindsey Graham's funeral. Many luminaries showed up. But Joe Biden's son, Hunter, didn't show up because after all, there was no grieving widow. —Greg Gutfeld 

Taco Bell has been tied to Cyclospora outbreaks in four more states. Not to be outdone, Chipotle has announced a new explosive diarrhea value menu. —Greg Gutfeld 

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Trump approval rating roller coaster, which has the biggest drop in history (Horse, duck, stripy horse)

The Great American State Fair kicked off on the National Mall on Thursday. The fair has everything. There’s a giant Ferris wheel, there’s a carousel. They even have a Trump approval rating roller coaster, which has the biggest drop in history. —Jimmy Fallon

“And this is fun. They also hired Trump’s doctor to guess what you want your weight to be. ‘150? Sure.’” —Jimmy Fallon

“If that’s not all, they even have a petting zoo with some of the animals Trump named during his last cognitive test: ‘[imitating Trump] Horse, duck, stripy horse.’” — Jimmy Fallon

“Congress is also putting together a time capsule to be buried and then opened in 50 years. So far, it includes an iPhone, an Apple wristwatch and Mitch McConnell.” — Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”