there was more people at my D.U.I. trial (You’re welcome, again)

President Trump celebrated America’s 250th birthday in Washington on Saturday along with a scattered crowd at the National Mall. I am going to be real honest with you — there was more people at my D.U.I. trial. — Tiffany Haddish

“Trump was forced to delay his Fourth of July speech due to the hot and stormy weather. In fact, some MAGA fans had to seek shelter in the African-American history museum. You’re welcome, again.” — Tiffany Haddish

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Trump approval rating roller coaster, which has the biggest drop in history (Horse, duck, stripy horse)

The Great American State Fair kicked off on the National Mall on Thursday. The fair has everything. There’s a giant Ferris wheel, there’s a carousel. They even have a Trump approval rating roller coaster, which has the biggest drop in history. —Jimmy Fallon

“And this is fun. They also hired Trump’s doctor to guess what you want your weight to be. ‘150? Sure.’” —Jimmy Fallon

“If that’s not all, they even have a petting zoo with some of the animals Trump named during his last cognitive test: ‘[imitating Trump] Horse, duck, stripy horse.’” — Jimmy Fallon

“Congress is also putting together a time capsule to be buried and then opened in 50 years. So far, it includes an iPhone, an Apple wristwatch and Mitch McConnell.” — Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”