there was no grieving widow (explosive diarrhea value menu)

Today was Senator Lindsey Graham's funeral. Many luminaries showed up. But Joe Biden's son, Hunter, didn't show up because after all, there was no grieving widow. —Greg Gutfeld 

Taco Bell has been tied to Cyclospora outbreaks in four more states. Not to be outdone, Chipotle has announced a new explosive diarrhea value menu. —Greg Gutfeld 

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

How long is it going to take him to save Barbara Streisand? (his ex-wives now are starting to outnumber his supporters)

"According to a new report the San Andreas Fault right under Los Angeles is ready to explode and cause the biggest earthquake in history. Isn't that frightening? They said it could wipe Malibu off the map. You thought Bush was slow to respond to New Orleans, how long is it going to take him to save Barbara Streisand?" --Jay Leno

“Happy birthday to Mitt Romney, he’s 65 years old. At his party, he didn't blow out the candles. He gave a speech and the candles just flickered and died.” –Jay Leno

"More and more Republicans are calling on Newt Gingrich to drop out of the campaign. Well, I don't want to say things look bad for Newt, but his ex-wives now are starting to outnumber his supporters." –Jay Leno

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”