"Kanye West said he wants to be the 'Obama of clothing.' To achieve his goal, he's designing fashions that nobody wants and offering them on a website that doesn't work." –Jay Leno
"The world said goodbye today to Nelson Mandela. And what a life he lived. He spent 27 years in prison and then ascended to become president of his country. He went from prison to politics. It was exactly the opposite of how we do it in this country." –Jay Leno
"Obama is facing a lot of criticism after he posed for a selfie in the middle of Mandela's memorial service. You know it's bad when even Joe Biden is like, 'Man, that was dumb." –Jimmy Fallon
"New documents leaked by Edward Snowden show that the NSA actually spied on people while they played the video game World of Warcraft. I don't know, to me it sounds like some NSA agents had to think quick when they got caught playing World of Warcraft at work." –Jimmy Fallon
"President Obama released a video this week to encourage kids to learn how to write computer code. Then he said, 'Preferably, in the next two or three weeks. It would really help me out of a jam.'" –Jimmy Fallon
https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
