That’s the expression on your face when they’re driving you to the Soylent Green factory for processing (the T-1000)

“President Trump held a meeting on A.I. yesterday with tech executives including Elon Musk, Mark Zuckerberg, Nvidia C.E.O. Jensen Huang and, this can’t be too good, the T-1000.” — Seth Meyers

Ailing former majority leader Mitch McConnell finally returned to work after a prolonged hospitalization. We saw the footage of a mute and dazed-looking McConnell headed to the Senate. That does not look like a man who should be going back to work at the Senate. That looks like grandpa on his way to the home. That’s the expression on your face when they’re driving you to the Soylent Green factory for processing. —Seth Meyers

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s The Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Chinese officials say it's so big, it can do the work of two babies (I couldn't help myself, he was delicious)

"Arnold Schwarzenegger has been offered a role in a sequel to 'The Terminator.' In this one he travels back in time and kills the person who suggested he run for Governor." –Conan O'Brien

"A mother in China gave birth to a 15-pound baby. Chinese officials say it's so big, it can do the work of two babies." –Conan O'Brien

In an interview this week, Barbra Streisand revealed that she cloned her favorite dog, twice. Barbra said, "I couldn't help myself, he was delicious." --Conan O’Brien

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

If the measure passes the city could be solvent within 45 minutes (That unborn child is Luke Skywalker)

"Arnold Schwarzenegger has been offered a role in a sequel to 'The Terminator.' In this one he travels back in time and kills the person who suggested he run for Governor." –Conan O'Brien

"Today residents of L.A. are voting on a tax on anything sold in a medical marijuana dispensary. If the measure passes the city could be solvent within 45 minutes." –Conan O'Brien

"I'm upset that friend of the show Mike Huckabee criticized Natalie Portman for having a child out of wedlock. Listen, I'm no fan of unwed mothers either, but this is Natalie Portman we're talking about. That unborn child is Luke Skywalker." –Conan O'Brien

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”