That’s what they say about owning a casino, and he bankrupted three of those (Watch out, the Chipotle could explode!)

March 2021

“If somebody said ‘N95’ to you one year ago, you’d think they were a bingo caller.” —Jimmy Kimmel

“Remember when we were carefully disassembling our Instacart deliveries like a munitions expert in ‘The Hurt Locker’? Watch out, the Chipotle could explode!” —Jimmy Kimmel

“We haven’t been able to see friends, hug loved ones – I miss physical contact so much I applied for a job at Governor Cuomo’s office last month.” —Jimmy Kimmel

“Joe Biden struck a note of optimism in his first primetime address as president on Thursday, as he promised vaccine eligibility for all American adults by 1 May and touted the possibility of outdoor group gatherings for the 4th of July. The speech came exactly one year after Donald Trump downplayed the severity of the virus in primetime, calling the risk ‘very, very low’. That’s what they say about owning a casino, and he bankrupted three of those.” —Jimmy Kimmel

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html

“A poet that belongs with the Masters. A magisterial collection. A combination of 

Bukowski’s The Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.” 

 

if you like it, you better put a ring on it (Heads and Tails)

"Gay marriage is now legal in Washington, D.C. How about that? So, if you're a congressman, in bed with a lobbyist, if you like it, you better put a ring on it." –Jay Leno

"Well, in his new book, Karl Rove said that the failure to find weapons of mass destruction in Iraq badly damaged the Bush administration's credibility. It's all in his new book here, it's called 'Duh.'" –Jay Leno

"Former President Bush announced today he is writing a book on how he made decisions while in the White House. The book will be divided into the two chapters, 'Heads' and 'Tails.'" –Jay Leno

"Record ratings for the Oscars last night. Kathryn Bigelow won best director for her film about the Iraq War. But in her speech, she forgot to thank the two people without whom this film could never have been made — Bush and Cheney." –Jay Leno

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”