“If somebody said ‘N95’ to you one year ago, you’d think they were a bingo caller.” —Jimmy Kimmel
“Remember when we were carefully disassembling our Instacart deliveries like a munitions expert in ‘The Hurt Locker’? Watch out, the Chipotle could explode!” —Jimmy Kimmel
“We haven’t been able to see friends, hug loved ones – I miss physical contact so much I applied for a job at Governor Cuomo’s office last month.” —Jimmy Kimmel
“Joe Biden struck a note of optimism in his first primetime address as president on Thursday, as he promised vaccine eligibility for all American adults by 1 May and touted the possibility of outdoor group gatherings for the 4th of July. The speech came exactly one year after Donald Trump downplayed the severity of the virus in primetime, calling the risk ‘very, very low’. That’s what they say about owning a casino, and he bankrupted three of those.” —Jimmy Kimmel
https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html
“A poet that belongs with the Masters. A magisterial collection. A combination of
Bukowski’s The Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

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