The Art of the Douche (And I thought the play was bad)

According to a new Quinnipiac Poll Trump’s approval rating is only 38%. But not for long, because he’s got to dump it for an approval rating in her 20s. --Stephen Colbert

We know that Trump is planning to ruin the Fourth of July by holding a rally called “A Salute to America,” where he’ll give a speech at the Lincoln Memorial. The statue of Lincoln made the following statement: “And I thought the play was bad.” --Stephen Colbert

In literary news, Donald Trump, Jr. has signed a book deal. He hasn’t finished it yet, but they already have a working title: “The Art of the Douche.” --Stephen Colbert

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

97% support universal background checks (Willie Nelson was found hiding in a box)

The CEO of SeaWorld has stepped down. He's going to be getting a $10 million retirement package – if he can jump up and catch it with his mouth. --Conan O’Brien

The Las Vegas airport has asked passengers to dispose of their marijuana in a special box. In a related story at Las Vegas airport today, Willie Nelson was found hiding in a box. --Conan O’Brien

A magisterial collection.

An emotional roller coaster.

Soon to be a cult classic.

A combination of Bukowski’s

Last Night On Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.

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Unfortunately, they're all under investigation (It's complicated)

A new Quinnipiac poll found that 33 percent of people approve of the job President Trump is doing. Unfortunately, they're all under investigation. –Seth Meyers

Before heading out of town today, President Trump signed a number of sanctions against Russia. They passed with an overwhelming majority in the House, so Trump had to sign it. Vladimir Putin is not happy. In fact, he changed their relationship status on Facebook today to "It's complicated." –Seth Meyers

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If his approval rating gets down to the 20s he might start dating it (It’s just all crazy)

It’s funny, every time Donald Trump does something like this, people go, “Is he crazy? Or is he crazy like a fox?” Well, I’m here to tell you there’s no fox. It’s just all crazy. –Jimmy Kimmel

President Trump’s approval rating has sunk to near-historic lows. According to a new Quinnipiac poll, his approval rating is down to 36 percent. If it gets down to the 20s he might start dating it. –Jimmy Kimmel

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