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Showing posts with label Neil Cavuto. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Neil Cavuto. Show all posts

Thursday, May 21, 2020

Large, hivelike swelling on the face, eyelids, lips, tongue, throat, hands, legs, feet, and sex organs (Let’s say check)


“I looked up the side effects of this miracle drug hydroxychloroquine Trump is now taking. They include: ‘severe mood or mental changes.’ Check. ‘Feeling that others can hear your thoughts.’ Check. ‘Feeling, seeing or hearing things that are not there.’ Check. ‘Large, hivelike swelling on the face, eyelids, lips, tongue, throat, hands, legs, feet, and sex organs.’ Let’s say check.” —Jimmy Kimmel

“And the side effects can potentially include agitation, insomnia, confusion, mania, hallucinations, paranoia, as well as lasting psychiatric and neurological symptoms, so either Trump’s lying about taking it, or he’s been taking it for 73 years.” —Seth Meyers

“Last night, Neil Cavuto of Fox News had the temerity to warn his viewers that this miracle drug is not recommended. Trump saw that and wrote, ‘@FoxNews is no longer the same. We miss the great Roger Ailes. You have more anti-Trump people, by far, than ever before. Looking for a new outlet!’ ‘The great Roger Ailes,’ by the way, is a man who was accused of sexually harassing at least 20 women who work for him before being forced out of Fox News and dropping dead.” —Jimmy Kimmel

“A new outlet where? No outlet praises you more. That’s like Meryl Streep complaining about how the Oscars treat her.” —Seth Meyers

“Ah, yes, the great Roger Ailes, the famous creep who oversaw a culture of paranoia and sexual harassment at Fox News that led to him getting fired by liberal snowflake, let’s see, Rupert Murdoch.” —Seth Meyers

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 
A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Wednesday, May 20, 2020

I hope I’m not surprising anyone when I say: Mr President, don’t take it (New England Journal of I heard it from a guy)


“Just when you think things can’t get any weirder, Trump cranks it up to 11 and then swallows the knob. When questioned at an event earlier in the day Trump said he has been taking hydroxychloroquine. The anti-malarial drug is not proven to treat coronavirus and has serious, potentially lethal side-effects, though that hasn’t stopped the president from touting the drug publicly, which prompted a whistleblower complaint last week from former health and human services official Dr Rick Bright. 

When asked on Monday about what research he has that hydroxychloroquine is a preventative wonder drug, Trump cited the New England Journal of I heard it from a guy. Or, to quote the president: ‘Here’s my evidence: I get a lot of positive calls about it.’ For the sake of his children, I hope he’s not getting a lot of positive calls about Clorox. It was such a shocking statement that even Fox News had to clap back, with host Neil Cavuto telling viewers: ‘It will kill you. I cannot stress enough: this will kill you.’ I’m not a doctor, but the newsman says it’s deadly so I hope I’m not surprising anyone when I say: Mr President, don’t take it.” —Stephen Colbert

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 
A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”



Wednesday, November 15, 2017

Bush wasn't just reading other people's mail (He does care about black people)



"A lot of people were wondering whether President Bush would acknowledge the record. He did. In fact, he told Neil Cavuto on Fox News today that he spoke to Barry Bonds on the phone. See that. He does care about black people after all. He probably just wanted to take the rare opportunity to talk to someone whose approval rating is lower than his is." --Jimmy Kimmel


"Although it's warm here, it is really hot back East. In fact, in Washington, DC, it is so hot that President Bush wasn't just reading other people's mail, he was actually fanning himself with it." --Jay Leno
     
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