you really need to learn how to project (Sock Puppets)

President Trump spoke at a ribbon-cutting ceremony celebrating the opening of his new helipad at the White House on Monday — or at least he tried to. The major television networks had suspended their pooled coverage of Trump because of his refusal to allow CNN to serve as a pool representative. The White House provided its own YouTube stream of the event, but the audio was garbled and the president’s remarks were almost entirely inaudible. Seriously though, I think we may have accidentally cracked the code on how to cover Trump. We don’t need to hear what he’s saying. He’s either bragging or lying, let’s just lose the sound. —Seth Meyers

“Basically use the media as a baby monitor. We can see where he is and whether he’s awake, without hearing all the crying, you know? Then if something goes down, we’ll pause the movie and go check on him.” — Seth Meyers

“Yeah, apparently he forgot the press pool is also who brings the microphones. If you’re going to ban news organizations from the White House, you really need to learn how to project.” — Seth Meyers

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“An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s The Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

I don’t even like to say Billy Bush! (Stop?)

Donald Trump is still under fire for the lewd and offensive tape that was released last week which he referred to as “locker-room talk.” Well now pro athletes are speaking out against this, saying that’s not how they speak in the locker room. While Tim Tebow said, “I don’t even like to say ‘Billy Bush!’” –Jimmy Fallon

In a new MTV documentary with Macklemore, Obama says that when he was a teen he drank and did drugs, adding, “I pretty much tried whatever was out there.” When asked what made him stop, Obama said, “Stop?” –Jimmy Fallon

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

When asked what made him stop, Obama said, “Stop?” (A really, REALLY quiet dinner)

President Obama just signed a law that will require men’s restrooms in federal buildings to have baby-changing tables. Or as most guys will call that, “Finally! A place where we can eat a sandwich!” –Jimmy Fallon

 In a new MTV documentary with Macklemore, Obama says that when he was a teen he drank and did drugs, adding, “I pretty much tried whatever was out there.” When asked what made him stop, Obama said, “Stop?” –Jimmy Fallon

Happy 41st wedding anniversary to Bill and Hillary Clinton! Yep, they celebrated with a quiet dinner. A really, REALLY quiet dinner. “Did you say something?” “No.” “Good.” –Jimmy Fallon