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Showing posts with label Lucifer. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Lucifer. Show all posts

Thursday, April 18, 2019

Good luck rehabbing that thing Lucifer (Guess who will pay it back?)


Donald Trump is not playing he said it again today that he does not want an America of low-skilled immigrants and Melania said, “Fuck you too.” --Bill Maher
The European Union today threatened to impose tariffs on $20 billion worth of imported U.S. goods, including ketchup, fish, and tractors, which coincidentally is also the title of Kid Rock's new album. --Seth Meyers
The Mueller Report was originally supposed to be released on Tuesday, but the Justice Department delayed it without explanation. I have a feeling that they are hoping to bury it over the holiday weekend. Because if there’s one thing Easter is famous for, it’s things staying buried. --Stephen Colbert
Stephen Colbert as Donald Trump, “I only have one deal in life and that’s with the devil. I got the presidency. He got my soul. What a sucker. Good luck rehabbing that thing Lucifer.  Complete teardown. Built on swampland.” --Stephen Colbert

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Saturday, July 23, 2016

Ben Carson summoned him the night before by saying the word "Lucifer" three times (virgins)



A lot of people are wondering why the Trump campaign would even invite Ted Cruz to speak at the convention in the first place. It turns out Ben Carson summoned him the night before by saying the word "Lucifer" three times. –Jimmy Fallon
Meanwhile, Donald Trump's running mate Mike Pence gave a speech at the convention last night and even poked fun at the fact most people don't know who he is. I guess even Donald Trump calls him "Vice President Hey Buddy." –Jimmy Fallon
The Democrats support special labeling for GMO foods. Republicans support teen abstinence programs. So they can compromise, and now, teens have to wear labels telling everyone they're virgins. –Jimmy Fallon