One of the most chilling phrases in the English language is... (since Lee Harvey Oswald made a guest appearance on Gilligan’s Island)

February 2022

“Rudy Giuliani’s Masked Singer appearance? No headline has captured the national zeitgeist of existential dread combined with ridicu-stupo-lousiness better than this. That’s right – the criminal goon that we know for a fact is being investigated for trying to overthrow our democracy for his idiot emperor was yuckin’ it up on a reality show! Fox has not revealed what Giuliani sang for his ‘swan song’ or what his costume was, but it’s safe to assume he was a jackass. A lot of people were upset by the reveal, but it may not be the producers’ fault. It’s possible that Rudy got drunk and wandered on to the Fox lot and passed out in a costume. Even people on the show disagreed with the decision to cast Giuliani; upon Giuliani’s reveal, according to Deadline, judges Ken Jeong and Robin Thicke left the stage in protest. Or they left in terror. I mean, one of the most chilling phrases in the English language is ‘surprise, it’s Rudy Giuliani!’” —Stephen Colbert

“That’s right, the criminal goon that we know for a fact is being investigated for trying to overthrow our democracy for his idiot emperor was yukking it up on a reality show. There hasn’t been anything this shocking since Lee Harvey Oswald made a guest appearance on ‘Gilligan’s Island.’” —Stephen Colbert

“Now, if you’re not familiar with ‘The Masked Singer,’ congratulations.” —Stephen Colbert

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/12/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and_10.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

there's a weapons of mass destruction pavilion, but no one can find it (How about at least one too many)

April 2013

"They had a big opening of the Bush Library down in Texas. All five living presidents were there. It was a once in a lifetime event – a library in Texas." –Bill Maher

"I kid Texas, but the last person in that state to get near a schoolbook was Lee Harvey Oswald." –Bill Maher

"They asked Barbara Bush, the matriarch of the family, whether Jeb Bush should run for president, and she said, 'We've had enough Bushes.' Enough? How about at least one too many." –Bill Maher

"It's not just a library, it's a museum. The exhibits are breathtaking. There's a map of the world dartboard which Bush used to decide who to invade after 9/11; there's the pants he peed in when he was told we were under attack; the pretzel he forgot to chew that made him pass out. And there's a weapons of mass destruction pavilion, but no one can find it." –Bill Maher

"Dick Cheney was there, and the New York Times said he looked physically revitalized. So if you find any dead animals on your porch who have been completely drained of blood, you know why that happened." –Bill Maher

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night 

of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

The real killer is not Lee Harvey Oswald (I'm Hush-Hushin')

President Trump is planning to release a treasure trove, thousands of classified documents connected to the assassination of John F. Kennedy. This is of intense interest to historians and conspiracy theorists. This is a bombshell. The real killer is not Lee Harvey Oswald. It was a 16-year-old Hillary Clinton. Isn’t that something? –Jimmy Kimmel

The White House released a statement saying the president believes the documents should be made available in the interest of full transparency. His tax returns, however, will remain secret forever, no matter what. –Jimmy Kimmel

     

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Enough? How about at least one too many.

"I kid Texas, but the last person in that state to get near a schoolbook was Lee Harvey Oswald." –Bill Maher



"They asked Barbara Bush, the matriarch of the family, whether Jeb Bush should run for president, and she said, 'We've had enough Bushes.' Enough? How about at least one too many." –Bill Maher



"It's not just a library, it's a museum. The exhibits are breathtaking. There's a map of the world dartboard which Bush used to decide who to invade after 9/11; there's the pants he peed in when he was told we were under attack; the pretzel he forgot to chew that made him pass out. And there's a weapons of mass destruction pavilion, but no one can find it." –Bill Maher