“Last week, two sets of classified documents were returned to the National Archives by Biden’s lawyers. Over the weekend, Biden aides found five additional pages of classified material at his personal residence in Delaware. Oh my God! This just won’t end. Joe is making me do something I swore I’d never do: care about what happens in Delaware.” —Stephen Colbert
“Republican lawmakers have also used the opportunity to claim a double standard in the treatment of Trump. The head of the House oversight committee, for example, complained to CNN about discrepancies between the handling of Trump’s classified documents seized at Mar-a-Lago and Biden’s situation. Yes, there is such a discrepancy. Joe Biden’s own lawyers are the ones who found his documents, then immediately turned them in to the National Archives. The other guy hid the documents, then his lawyers lied, obstructed or, in Rudy’s case, fell asleep outside the M&M store in a kiddie pool full of Carlo Rossi.” —Stephen Colbert
“Yes, the Biden’s classified document scandal has gotten so big, today, Hunter Biden told his dad, ‘I can't be seen with you right now.’” —Jimmy Fallon
“Hey, guys, I heard that LG is recalling their 86-inch smart TVs because they can tip over and trap people. Trap? You know the LG people went on thesaurus.com like, ‘What's a better word than crush?’ Trap.” —Jimmy Fallon
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