"This sounds like a
tabloid story “but according to the Washington Post, former President Bill
Clinton has received counseling for sex addiction. I don't think it went too
well. Halfway through the first session he talked to his therapist out of her bra
and panties. Actually, you know what would cure Bill of his sex addiction?
Hillary!" --Jay Leno
"Big changes in
Washington. Earlier today, new Secretary of Defense Robert Gates flew to Iraq
to get a first-hand look of the situation over there. After surveying the
situation, Gates was quoted as saying, 'Uh oh.'" --Conan O'Brien
"Yesterday, President
Bush delivered his annual Kwanzaa message. The president said let's remember
that Kwanzaa only exists because a guy named Kwan died for our sins."
--Conan O'Brien
