He encouraged his supporters to take care of voting early before it becomes a problem (Grandma’s under 3o)

December 2022

The Georgia senate runoff set records for early voting. Hershel Walker has always encouraged his supporters to take care of voting early before it becomes a problem. —Colin Jost

There is growing support to move the first Democratic primary from Iowa to South Carolina, but why move it to another boring state? Start the primaries with a bang in Florida. Right? Instead of watching a politician eat a corndog at the Iowa State Fair, imagine Pete Buttigieg smoking meth shirtless at Gatorland as he battles for the state’s key demographic. Grandma’s under 3o. You know, at the end of the day, Florida may not give us FDR or JFK, but it will definitely give us HPV. —Colin Jost

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have reached a settlement in their divorce, and I’m going to go out on a limb and suggest that she had an easier time finding a good lawyer. —Colin Jost

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

while he was in the parking lot he got two more women pregnant (Oh no, was it Kanye?)

October 2022

Things are definitely getting way out of hand in this country that when I heard that a guy barged into Nancy Pelosi’s house with a hammer looking for Nancy Pelosi, my first thought was, ‘Oh no, was it Kanye?’ —Michael Che

Hershel Walker has denied allegations from a second woman that he pushed her into having an abortion saying, ‘I’m done with this foolishness.’ Which is also what Walker says when he takes off the condom. —Michael Che

The woman claimed that Walker drove her to an abortion clinic and then waited in the parking lot for hours until she had the procedure. Not only that, while he was in the parking lot he got two more women pregnant. —Michael Che

Kanye West also closed Danza Academy, which is a private school which forces parents to sign non-disclosure agreements. ‘Wait, we can do NDAs,’ said Catholic school priests. —Michael Che

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”