It’s right up there with ‘we put cheese inside the crust.’ (Low expectations)

August 2022

“At the same time, even the perception that the justice department is being used to go after your political opponents, that could erode people’s trust in government,” he continued. “So it’s a really tricky situation, and the only thing we can do is wait and see how the investigation unfolds. Or, if you’re Fox News, just freak out right now. The conservative network wasted no time decrying the legal raid as, for example, ‘Gestapo crap’ or evidence that, as host Sean Hannity put it, ‘we have a dual justice system in America.’ The far-right congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene simply tweeted ‘DEFUND THE FBI!’” —Trevor Noah

“It may be hot outside, but in here, it’s Christmas, because yesterday we all got the present we wanted: FBI agents raided Mar-a-Lago. That’s the most beautiful sentence America has ever produced. It’s right up there with ‘we put cheese inside the crust.’” —Stephen Colbert

“Though it’s confirmed the raid was conducted by the FBI based on a search warrant, it’s still unclear what the warrant included. Think about that: we’re talking about the former president of the United States of America. The FBI raids his home, and all we can think is, ‘Hm, I wonder which of his crimes they’re investigating’ because he’s done so many.” —Stephen Colbert

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/03/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

And the other 30 percent blah, blah, blah, punch line (Best I can do is $1.5 Trillion for bankers)

June 2013

"This spying scandal at the White House isn't going away. In fact, it was just announced that President Obama will meet a group of regular Americans to hear their concerns about the White House surveillance program. Or more accurately, to RE-HEAR them." –Jimmy Fallon

"A new survey found that 70 percent of Americans admit too 'going through the motions' at their jobs. And the other 30 percent blah, blah, blah, punch line." –Jimmy Fallon 

"NASA is challenging Americans to help them figure out a better way to find threatening asteroids. Americans said, 'What do we get if you pick our idea?' And NASA said, 'To live.'" –Jimmy Fallon

"President Obama is trying to get Vladimir Putin to scale back Russia's nuclear arsenal. But it's not a good time. Putin just got a divorce. He just lost half his stuff. And his wife gets to use the Kremlin on weekends." –Craig Ferguson

"Germany is mad at the United States for the NSA eavesdropping. This, ladies and gentlemen, from the country that gave us the Gestapo." –David Letterman

"President Obama is in Berlin, Germany. It was 97 degrees in Berlin today. I haven't seen Obama sweat like that since, well, yesterday. And the day before that. All this week, in fact." –Craig Ferguson

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night 

of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”