When did this whole country turn into a deadbeat dad? (his extra-tall Gene Simmons KISS boots)

The US government is, again, on the brink of a potential shutdown. Didn’t we just go through this last month? When did this whole country turn into a deadbeat dad? —Jimmy Kimmel

In other Republican news, the third and sadly not final Republican debate is scheduled for Wednesday evening in Miami, Florida. Five non-viable candidates will assemble on stage for no good reason at all. None of them will be president. The lineup includes Chris Christie, Nikki Haley, Tim Scott, Vivek Ramaswamy and Ron DeSantis. What a lineup – it’s like if all the Avengers were Hawkeye. —Jimmy Kimmel

“Most of the pressure is on Florida Governor Ron DeSantis, who will be in front of a home crowd and is reportedly determined to finally break away from the pack. In fact, sources inside his camp say he’s planning to wear his extra-tall Gene Simmons KISS boots.” —Jimmy Kimmel

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.” 

 

Future civilizations will think we were ruled by chickens (That's like putting Rick Santorum in charge of a rave)

April 2012

"Thirty thousand kids and their parents participated in the annual White House Easter egg roll. The only problem was, First lady Michelle Obama was put in charge of the snacks. That's like putting Rick Santorum in charge of a rave." –Jimmy Kimmel

“Thirty thousand kids and their parents participated in the annual White House Easter Egg Roll, which has been going on for years. At this point there has to be thousands of undiscovered Easter eggs on the lawn of the White House. Future civilizations will think we were ruled by chickens.” –Jimmy Kimmel 

"President Obama's popularity is starting to dwindle among well-known liberals like Matt Damon and Gene Simmons. In fact, you know the number one liberal to turn against President Obama? Mitt Romney." –Jay Leno

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html

“A poet that belongs with the Masters. A magisterial collection. A combination of 

Bukowski’s The Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”