When did this whole country turn into a deadbeat dad? (his extra-tall Gene Simmons KISS boots)

The US government is, again, on the brink of a potential shutdown. Didn’t we just go through this last month? When did this whole country turn into a deadbeat dad? —Jimmy Kimmel

In other Republican news, the third and sadly not final Republican debate is scheduled for Wednesday evening in Miami, Florida. Five non-viable candidates will assemble on stage for no good reason at all. None of them will be president. The lineup includes Chris Christie, Nikki Haley, Tim Scott, Vivek Ramaswamy and Ron DeSantis. What a lineup – it’s like if all the Avengers were Hawkeye. —Jimmy Kimmel

“Most of the pressure is on Florida Governor Ron DeSantis, who will be in front of a home crowd and is reportedly determined to finally break away from the pack. In fact, sources inside his camp say he’s planning to wear his extra-tall Gene Simmons KISS boots.” —Jimmy Kimmel

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”