Does this burning city make me look fat? (Let's only hope that the sock he puts in his crotch is flame retardant)

As wildfires still wreak havoc in southern California President Biden used a briefing on the fires to brag that he's now a great grandfather. Even worse, when aides rushed him to leave he said, hey buddy where's the fire. —Greg Gutfeld   

I haven't seen this many Californians run for their lives since Cher made an appearance without her makeup. —Greg Gutfeld      

Out of concern for safety, firefighters made sure to keep Gavin Newsom far from the blaze. The last thing they need was a grease fire too. —Greg Gutfeld        

ABC's David Muir is being mocked for using clothes pins to cinch his jacket more tightly around his chest while reporting from the scene of the fire. He was also overheard asking a crew member does this burning city make me look fat. Let's only hope that the sock he puts in his crotch is flame retardant. —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

How would we know how much more furious they get? (Rest in profits)

“During an interview with ABC News on Tuesday night, Trump told David Muir that he had decided to keep the task force in operation. He also said that he believed more American deaths would be possible as the country began to reopen, and that grieving families would be happy with the economic results. That’s right, for Trump, the priority right now isn’t to try to stop the pandemic; it’s to open up the country no matter what. I mean, how can you get rid of the task force fighting the pandemic while the pandemic is still growing? That makes no sense. Can you imagine if they stopped after ‘Fast and Furious 6?’ How would we know how much more furious they get?” —Trevor Noah

“[imitating Trump] What I’m trying to say is, yeah, a lot of people are going to die, and I am washing my hands of it.” — Stephen Colbert

“That is colder than the caves of Pluto. Imagine that obituary: ‘He is survived by two sons, a granddaughter, and a raging economy. He would be rich if he wasn’t dead. Rest in profits.’” —Stephen Colbert

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”