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Showing posts with label Clemson. Show all posts

Friday, June 16, 2023

In Washington, that's known as a 'bribecycle.' (Are they left over from the Bull Moose Party?)


"Louisiana Congressman William Jefferson was videotaped accepting a $100,000 bribe. He said he will not resign even though the FBI agents found 90,000 of it in his freezer. In Washington, that's known as a 'bribecycle.'" --Jay Leno


"And they said that Governor Palin was coached by some of John McCain's senior advisers. Senior advisers? The guy is 72. How old are these guys? Are they left over from the Bull Moose Party?" --Jay Leno


"Vice President Dick Cheney had a little scare -- he was rushed to the hospital due to difficulty breathing. Fortunately, the difficulty breathing wasn't due to heart problems, but because of the Bush administration's environmental policies." --Jay Leno


https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”



 

Thursday, January 12, 2017

Which was also the blood-alcohol content of most Clemson fans after that game



Congratulations are in order for the Clemson Tigers, who won the college championship last night. They upset Alabama 35-31. Which was also the blood-alcohol content of most Clemson fans after that game. –Jimmy Kimmel
Tonight on all the channels President Obama gave his farewell speech. It’s the Obama speech that Republicans have been looking forward to. –Jimmy Kimmel