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Showing posts with label American Academy of Pediatrics. Show all posts
Showing posts with label American Academy of Pediatrics. Show all posts

Monday, December 8, 2025

The World's Most Dangerous Drug (That's my lucky stabbing hat!)


The American Academy of Pediatrics has released an updated list of unsafe baby products. Topping the list this year is the really really really really high chair. --Norm Macdonald


In a brilliant move during closing arguments the O.J. Simpson Attorney, Johnnie Cochran, put on the knit cap prosecutors say OJ wore the night he committed the murders. Although OJ may have hurt his case when he suddenly blurted out, “Hey easy with that! That's my lucky stabbing hat!” --Norm Macdonald


They are developing a pill which can give women orgasms without

having sex. Read all about this revolutionary discovery in my new

book, The World's Most Dangerous Drug. --Norm Macdonald


https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 


Wednesday, April 17, 2024

Well to give you some idea, at the party they had two cakes (Meal or No Meal)


The American Academy of Pediatrics has released an updated list of unsafe baby products. Topping the list this year is the really really really really high chair. --Norm Macdonald, SNL


The richest girl in the world, billionaire Athina Onassis celebrated her 10th birthday this week. What's it like to be the richest girl in the world? Well to give you some idea, at the party they had two cakes. --Norm Macdonald, SNL


“There are seven modeling shows on television right now. There’s America’s Next Top Model which I like to call, Meal or No Meal.”—David Spade


https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”



 

Monday, April 27, 2020

Hey easy with that! That's my lucky stabbing hat!/really really really really high chair/Two cakes


A new FBI study shows that for the first time Americans are more likely to be killed by a stranger than a loved one or acquaintance. Their advice, introduce yourself to as many people as possible. --Norm Macdonald, SNL

The American Academy of Pediatrics has released an updated list of unsafe baby products. Topping the list this year is the really really really really high chair. --Norm Macdonald, SNL

Dr. Jack Kevorkian was responsible for another death this week, this time it was a 58 year old woman. She is the 26th of Kevorkians patients who have died since 1990. When are people going to realize he is not a good doctor. --Norm Macdonald, SNL

The richest girl in the world billionaire Athina Onassis celebrated her 10th birthday this week. What's it like to be the richest girl in the world? Well to give you some idea, at the party they had two cakes. --Norm Macdonald, SNL

In a brilliant move during closing arguments the O.J. Simpson Attorney, Johnnie Cochran, put on the knit cap prosecutors say OJ wore the night he committed the murders. Although OJ may have hurt his case when he suddenly blurted out, “Hey easy with that! That's my lucky stabbing hat!” --Norm Macdonald, SNL

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 
A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”


Tuesday, January 7, 2020

Introduce yourself to as many people as possible (Vote for Peace)


A new FBI study shows that for the first time Americans are more likely to be killed by a stranger than a loved one or acquaintance. Their advice, introduce yourself to as many people as possible. --Norm Macdonald, SNL

The American Academy of Pediatrics has released an updated list of unsafe baby products. Topping the list this year is the really really really really high chair. --Norm Macdonald, SNL

Dr. Jack Kevorkian was responsible for another death this week, this time it was a 58 year old woman. She is the 26th of Kevorkians patients who have died since 1990. When are people going to realize he is not a good doctor. --Norm Macdonald, SNL

The richest girl in the world billionaire Athina Onassis celebrated her 10th birthday this week. What's it like to be the richest girl in the world? Well to give you some idea, at the party they had two cakes. --Norm Macdonald, SNL

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 
A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Saturday, February 23, 2019

When are people going to realize he is not a good doctor (two cakes)

The American Academy of Pediatrics has released an updated list of unsafe baby products. Topping the list this year is the really really really really high chair. --Norm Macdonald, SNL
Dr. Jack Kevorkian was responsible for another death this week, this time it was a 58 year old woman. She is the 26th of Kevorkians patients who have died since 1990. When are people going to realize he is not a good doctor. --Norm Macdonald, SNL
The richest girl in the world billionaire Athina Onassis celebrated her 10th birthday this week. What's it like to be the richest girl in the world? Well to give you some idea, at the party they had two cakes. --Norm Macdonald, SNL
http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”