Trump barely knew Jeffrey Epstein (they all learned how to make a campfire with their minds)

Kids in New Jersey recently fell ill after eating chocolate laced with mushrooms, it was also the day they all learned how to make a campfire with their minds. —Seth Meyers

Starbucks has also entered into a new deal with Delta Air Lines, which plans to reward members with one sky mile for every dollar spent. Do you know how much coffee you’d have to drink to get a free trip? You wouldn’t need a plane. —Seth Meyers

“President Trump was set to speak today at the late Senator Lindsey Graham’s funeral service. Oh, I’m sure that went great: ‘[imitating Trump] I know if he were here now he’d say, The 2020 election had massive voting irregularities and Trump barely knew Jeffrey Epstein.’” — Seth Meyers

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