"Well, it could have been worse," said Johnny Depp (surprise missile attack)

After the surprise missile attack Tuesday night, President Trump said, "We are going to beat the effing crap out of Iran." He plans on accomplishing this by dropping Taco Bell lettuce. —Greg Gutfeld 

Gavin Newsom's ex-mistress admits that she wet the bed on their first night together. "Well, it could have been worse," said Johnny Depp. —Greg Gutfeld 

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

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