turn to the person to your right, then turn to the person to your left (Trump Diarrhea!)

“We’ve been following this story very closely here at ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live!’ all week, and the outbreak of explosive diarrhea sweeping the nation has now spread to 34 states, including right here in California. Yeah, so I want everyone in our audience right now, turn to the person to your right, then turn to the person to your left. All three of you are about to get explosive diarrhea.” —Ike Barinholtz

“They’re saying one of the reasons this outbreak has been so hard to contain is that last year the C.D.C., under this administration, stopped keeping track of the parasite that causes the explosive diarrhea. But I want to give the president the credit he deserves, and I know how much he loves putting his name on things. So I’m announcing that from now on, this outbreak will be officially known as Trump Diarrhea!” —Ike Barinholtz

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

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