It was the longest in history, lasting almost two full diapers (if it comes down to either him or Meghan Markle)

President Trump's State of the Union address this week was the longest in history, lasting almost two full diapers. —Colin Jost

Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor, the former prince and current river corpse...has been arrested and now may be banned from ever taking the throne. In fact, the royal family said the only way he can become king is if it comes down to either him or Meghan Markle. —Colin Jost

Thursday was National Small Dog Day, which is celebrated every February by hawks. —Colin Jost

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”