which is just incredible grip strength for a guy coated in baby oil (finish her!)

A woman has filed a lawsuit against Diddy, accusing him of assault and dangling her off a 17 story balcony, which is just incredible grip strength for a guy coated in baby oil. —Colin Jost

A man in Canada saved his wife after a polar bear lunged at her and he leapt onto the bear's back, shouting, finish her! —Colin Jost

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”