Great. Now aliens are going to think we're poor (near-zero impact)

It was reported that Chinese hackers have infiltrated AT&T and Verizon to spy on American customers, which has got to be the first time anyone's ever said thank God I have Sprint. —Colin Jost

Scientists in Japan have launched the first ever satellite made out of wood. Great. Now aliens are going to think we're poor. —Colin Jost

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”