How many homeless families does it take to make a billionaire? (don't come in here!)

Scientists have used high speed video to study how the squirting cucumber explosively shoots out its seeds. Reached for comment, scientists quickly closed their laptops and shouted, don't come in here! —Colin Jost

Still, President Biden has issued a full pardon for his son Hunter, just weeks before he was to be sentenced on gun charges and tax evasion. Hunter celebrated his father's decision by celebrating way less than he used to. —Michael Che

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”