Unfortunately, he said, it was to visit the birthplace of his friend Barack (your dinghy stops working)

President Biden traveled to Africa this week. Unfortunately, he said, it was to visit the birthplace of his friend Barack. —Michael Che

Police in Australia arrested 13 people after their boat broke down, and more than two tons of cocaine was discovered on board. Because sometimes when you have too much coke, your dinghy stops working. —Michael Che

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”