it's so big, it can do the work of two babies (he may be high/that awkward moment)

When asked about legalizing marijuana, Chris Christie said, "Get high now, because when I’m president it’s over." If Chis Christie thinks he’s going to be president — he may be high. –Conan O’Brien

Going into New Hampshire, Jeb Bush was polling at 5th place. Not among the candidates, among the members of the Bush family. –Conan O’Brien

"A mother in China gave birth to a 15-pound baby. Chinese officials say it's so big, it can do the work of two babies." –Conan O'Brien

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”