Say what you want about her, but she’s really earning that participation trophy (there's a pretty good chance you’re getting on stage!)

“This weekend, former President Trump won the Republican primary by 20 points in Nikki Haley’s home state of South Carolina. But Haley is still refusing to drop out of the race. Say what you want about her, but she’s really earning that participation trophy.” — Jimmy Fallon

“Yeah, Trump won South Carolina by 20 points. They like him down there. He looks like a guy who fell asleep on Myrtle Beach, doesn’t he?” — Jimmy Fallon

“Trump actually had two versions of his speech — a victory speech in case he won, and a victory speech in case he lost.” — Jimmy Fallon

“Trump won in South Carolina by a large margin among voters without a college degree – he does well with non-educated voters. Absolutely dominates among voters who have been hit on the head with a boulder or a falling brick. Nikki Haley vowed to continue her campaign, as she’s ‘a woman of my word’. And that word is denial. For anyone confused as to why she’s still running, I’ll spell it out: it’s because the guy she is competing against has 91 criminal charges against him – in New York, in Florida, in Washington and in Georgia. That’s why she’s staying in it. It’s like being Charlie Sheen’s understudy in a Broadway play – pretty good chance you’re getting on stage!” —Jimmy Kimmel

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”