they pulled over Snoop Dogg's bus and found a baked ham (Courtney Love's apartment)

Some TV critics have accused Donald Trump's show The

Apprentice of being nothing but a year-long infomercial for

Trump's company. When asked to comment, Donald Trump

said, “Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump

Trump Trump.” --Conan O’Brien 4/16/2004

​​This is true. Yesterday a woman posing as a cleaning lady robbed Courtney Love's apartment. Neighbors became suspicious when they saw a cleaning lady going into Courtney Love's apartment. --Conan O’Brien 4/13/2004

Yesterday police in Ohio pulled over Ruben Studdard’s tour bus and the cops found a bag of marijuana. Police believe there must have been a mix-up because later they pulled over Snoop Dogg's bus and found a baked ham. --Conan O’Brien 4/13/2004

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